{100}{}{You see a large stone monument that appears to be...mumbling to itself?}
{101}{}{You see a stone monument of the Vault Dweller's head. It's a pretty flattering likeness, though
 you doubt the Vault Dweller's head was actually that size.}
{102}{}{You see a large stone monument.}
{103}{}{You see a stone monument of the Vault Dweller's head. It's a pretty flattering likeness, though
 you doubt the Vault Dweller's head was actually that size.}
{104}{}{Damn tourists...}
{105}{}{"I'm the Chosen One." What crapola.}
{106}{}{If I were you, "Chosen One," I'd get out of here.}
{107}{}{Zzzzzz Snzzzzz Zzzzzzzzzz}
{108}{}{ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz}
{109}{}{Zsnzzz...*snort*...zzzzsZZZZZ}
{110}{}{Zzssnnnnnzzzzz}
{111}{}{ZZZZzzzzzZZZZZ}
{112}{}{I wish I could see what's behind me.}
{113}{}{If only someone would come along and dig the rest of me up...}
{114}{}{I'm sure those stone-eating ants will be along at any moment to devour me.}
{115}{}{"Be a big stone head! See the world!" What hogwash.}
{116}{}{It is a mystery to me how I ended up out here in the desert.}
{117}{}{I still don't see why I have to sit out here in the desert, while that other head gets to hang
 out at the village.}
{118}{}{I mean, he gets worshipped and cleaned and prayed to...all I get is to look at sand all day.}
{119}{}{I hear those guys at Easter Island have it pretty good.}
{120}{}{I bet Stonehenge gets more visitors than me.}
{121}{}{Hrnnfff...uh-uh, Mom...therez no school today...Zsnzzzzz}
{122}{}{Zzzsnnnzzzz...I don wanna get up yet....Zzznnsss}
{123}{}{Zzsssccs...eh?}
{124}{}{Wha--?}
{125}{}{GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFFA ME!}
{126}{}{Player should turn around, take a few steps back, then turn back around and face the monument.}
{127}{}{*Ahem*}
{128}{}{WHO DARES APPROACH THE SACRED HEAD OF THE VAULT DWELLER?!}
{129}{}{It is I, the Chosen One.}
{1129}{}{Me Chosen One.}
{130}{}{HA HA HA HA HA HA!}
{131}{}{*YOU*?! THE CHOSEN ONE?!}
{132}{}{YOU ARE NO BIGGER THAN MY FINGER!}
{133}{}{YOU ARE *NOT* THE CHOSEN ONE.}
{134}{}{Yes, I am.}
{1134}{}{Me am too.}
{135}{}{NO, YOU'RE NOT.}
{136}{}{Yes, I am.}
{1136}{}{Am too!}
{137}{}{UH-UH.}
{138}{}{Uh-huh.}
{1138}{}{Uh-huh.}
{139}{}{UH-UH.}
{140}{}{Uh-huh.}
{1140}{}{Uh-huh.}
{141}{}{UH...UH...}
{142}{}{Uh...huh...}
{1142}{}{Uh...huh...}
{143}{}{UH...ENOUGH OF THIS!}
{144}{}{VERY WELL! YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF!}
{145}{}{YOU *ARE* THE CHOSEN ONE!}
{146}{}{TAKE THIS!}
{147}{}{NOW LEAVE ME!}
{148}{}{Hey, thanks!}
{1148}{}{Tankee!}
{149}{}{YEAH, WHATEVER. NOW GET OUTTA HERE.}
{150}{}{DAMN TOURISTS.}
{151}{}{I ALREADY GAVE YOU A GIFT.}
{152}{}{BEGONE!}
{153}{}{Idiot.}
{154}{}{WHAT?! STEAL FROM ME, WILL YOU?!}
{155}{}{DIE!}
{156}{}{Disintegrate the player with plasma death animation.}

{200}{}{(12 Hours Later)}
